英语幽默小故事汇总大全5篇

幽默(yōu mò)它是外来词,这是一个音、意两译的词,其表达恰到好处。一些幽默的英语故事,能提高我们阅读英语的兴趣,从而提高英语的阅读能力。下面小编给大家介绍关于英语幽默小故事，方便大家学习。

英语幽默小故事汇总大全1

Economist Poem

If you do some acrobatics

with a little mathematics

it will take you far along.

If your idea's not defensible

don't make it comprehensible

or folks will find you out ,

and your work will draw attention

if you only fail to mention

what the whole thing is about.

If an economist you will be,

you must talk of GNP

and of elasticity,

of rates of substitution,

of the other propensity,

and marginal this, and marginal that.

经济学家之歌

如果你在玩花样的时候

用上一点点数学，

它将让你显得高深莫测。

如果你的想法不是无懈可击

那就让它若即若离，

不然人们会揭穿你的老底;

你的工作将会引起世人的注意，

只要你没有提及

你的葫芦里到底卖的是什么狗皮。

假如你想在将来成为一名经济学家，

你就必须谈论国民生产总值

以及弹性系数，

必须谈论替代率，

谈论其他倾向

以及各种边际。

英语幽默小故事汇总大全2

They Should Be Playing at Night

A therapist, a priest and an economist go golfing. The group ahead of them is extremely slow, leading to  some frustration among the three. Their complaints are overheard, and a man from the group ahead walks over  to them. He introduces himself as an aide because the group of golfers he is with is blind! The aide thanks the three in appreciation for  their patience for the blind golfers. The priest goes, "Oh no, all my life I've preached for all to be better to my fellow man and here I am complaining about  the blind!" The therapist says, "I've been trained my whole life to help others and here I am complaining about the blind, shame on  me!" The economist says, "Oh no! They should be playing at night."

他们本该在晚上打球

神父、心理学家和经济学家三人结伴打高尔夫。前面的一组打球进度极其缓慢，这让三人大为恼火。他们开始抱怨，前面那组中的一人听到抱怨声后朝他们走了过来。他自我介绍说是前面那组球手们的助手，因为那组球手都是盲人。助手感谢他们三位耐心等待。神父听后忙说：“哦，不会吧?我一辈子都在祈祷同胞们过上更美好的生活，而我却在这里抱怨这些盲人!”心理学家也赶紧说：“我一生的信条是帮助别人，可是我却在这里抱怨这些盲人，我真惭愧!”这时只听经济学家说：“哦，别这样!他们本该在晚上打球的。”

英语幽默小故事汇总大全3

ernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

ernie应邀来到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家，Bernie发现，不管问他老婆什么问题，Morris总要在每句话的前面加上一些亲密的称呼，象蜜糖，我的爱人，亲爱的，甜心等等。Bernie对Morris说，“你们夫妻俩真够亲密的，结婚这么多年了，你还叫她叫得那么亲密。”Morris低下头，小声地对Bernie说，“老实跟你说吧，三年前我忘记老婆的真名是什么了。”

英语幽默小故事汇总大全4

What Do Two Plus Two Equal?

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer

calls in the mathematician and asks, "What do two plus two equal?"

The mathematician replies, "Four." The interviewer asks, "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says, "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question, "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says, "On average , four—give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question, "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up , locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal?"

2加2等于几?

一位数学家、一位会计师和一位经济学家申请同一份工作。面试官先把数学家叫进了办公室问道：“2加2等于几?”

“等于4。”数学家答道。面试官继续问：“不多不少恰好等于4吗?”数学家感到不可思议，看着面试官答道：“没错啊，就等于4。”

接着，面试官把会计师叫了进来，问了相同的问题：“2加2等于几?”

“通常等于4，但上下有10%的浮动，不过通常等于4。”

最后，面试官把经济学家叫了进来，问了相同的问题：“2加2等于几?”只见经济学家站了起来，关上门，拉上了窗帘，然后坐到面试官旁边，低声问道：“你想让它等于几?”

英语幽默小故事汇总大全5

A horse and an ass were traveling together.

马和驴一起旅行。

The horse was prancing along in its beautiful trappings(马饰), but the ass was carrying the heavy weight in its saddlebags.

那匹马穿戴着漂亮的马具，昂首阔步地向前走着，而驴却背着沉重的鞍囊。

quot;I wish I were you." sighed(叹气) the ass:"You have nothing to do but wear such a beautiful harness."

“我多希望我是你。”驴叹气道：“你什么也不用做，却佩戴这么漂亮的马具。”

The next day there was a great battle(战役).

次日爆发了一场大战。

The horse was badly wounded(受伤的) in the final charge.

马在最后的冲锋中不幸身受重伤。

The ass passed and saw the dying horse. "I was wrong." said the ass:"Safety(安全) is much more important than beautiful clothes."

驴从将要死去的马身边经过。“我错了。”驴说，“安全比漂亮的衣服更重要。”